Manufacturer: Yoders
Brand: Bacon Freak
Sometimes you feel as if the zombie apocalypse is right around the corner. Then sometimes you feel like it's just another typical, lazy Sunday and you don't want to get off the couch. Well, Yoder's Canned Bacon works perfectly for either situation. Whether you're busy fighting for your life by beheading zombies, or being extremely lazy watching cartoons--canned bacon will feed your hunger without much effort!This bacon is even USDA inspected, so if those zombies start taking over, well... just know that a once-upon-a-time, civilized country approved of this emergency meal. There's some comfort in that, right? And if you have no means of refrigeration, you'll have to eat all the bacon because you have to refrigerate this baby after opening. Which we're sure won't be a problem because bacon is delicious. And if you're busy fighting for survival, you'll need all the protein you can get. Better get your muscles amped up before the apocalypse hits! And... stock up. On Bacon. In a can. It's also great for camping tripsIngredients: Pork, Water, Salt, Sugar, Smoke Flavoring, Sodium Phosphates, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite, Zombie Fighting Energy9 oz. Can40-50 slices of 100% U.S. Bacon 10 Year Shelf-Life (If you survive the zombies long enough).
